Session 15: "Those fucking Chameleon Women"

Session 15: "Those fucking Chameleon Women" Campaign Date: December 7th, 1631 Date: September 27th Moon Phase: First Quarter
New Characters: -Key, Master Linguist Enemies defeated:

- None

Total: 0 xp Treasure and equipment:

- None

Total: 0 xp Exploration: - 1 Dungeon room explored (20 xp)
- Wandering Monsters rolled (100 xp) Total: 120 xp

Events:

- The party explored Elatior, looking around for various necessities, places to sell their loot, and rumors about adventure nearby (50 xp)
- A funeral was held for Zed. Rat raised a bunch of money for it by selling off some fancy clothes and making Soylent Wine (50 xp)
- Siobhan purchased "A Field Guide to Hot Springs Island", and found rumours of unknown nearby lands: "Yoon-Suin", "The Misty Isles", and "The Yellow City" (50 xp)
- The party then returned to the maze after a fair amount more shopping and some donations to the temple of Elatior (50 xp)
- Travelling up-down the stairs they come across another dead ox, one of the Bondye Reparte's sacrifices. (50 xp)
- On encountering Chronia Torn, still incredibly drunk, they stay a while and tell her a story. (50 xp)
- While telling Chronia the story, Ulfric wanders off and is quickly ganked by Chameleon Women with a double critical hit (50 xp)
- The party, on discovering this, is rightly freaked out. But with nothing to do about it, they loot the body and continue on. (50 xp)
- Eventually they decide to check out The Almery again, picking the locked door that the strange Moon Man had repaired earlier (50 xp)
- At that, they head back out of the maze to find a replacement for their now-dead barbarian. (50 xp)

Total: 500 xp Misc: - High as Fuck bonus (50 xp)
- Shopping Spree bonus (100 xp)
- Pacifism bonus (500 xp)

Total: 650 xp

Grand Total: 1270 Party Roles and individual exp: Alex E. - Caller (100 xp) Alex W. - Tracker, Mapper (200 xp) Logan - Remembremancer, Guard (200 xp)
Kal - Quartermaster, Cookiemancer, Treasurer (300 xp)

Carousing:
- Uriel: 358 xp
- Ulfric: 370 xp
- Rat: 400 xp

Amusing Death bonus (Alex W., 500 xp to next character)
Lonely Death bonus (Alex W., 500 xp to next character)

Death Toll and injuries: - Rat, still missing an arm

- Ulfric, Ganked by chameleon women in a single surprise round of crits. Ripped jugular out. Stabbed a lot.

EXP TOTALS: Siobhan/Alex E., Level 2 Specialist: 1999 (Level up at 3000) RAT/Kal, Level 4 Ratman: 8530 (Level up at 12000)
Logan/Uriel, Level 3 Magic-user: 5057 (Level up at 9000)
(Leveled up during downtime) Key/Alex W., Level 2 Specialist: 1517 (Level up at 3000)
LEVEL UP! | +1d6 HP | +2 Skill points | +Roll on backstory table

Absent/retired:
Rory/Baral, Level 3 Dwarf: 6727 (Level up at 8800) — The Voice, Level 2 Specialist: 1879 (level up at 3000) (somewhere back in Europe)
Irene/Rowan, Level 4 Fighter: 10887 (Level up at 16000) Sam P/Joshua, Level 2 Cleric: 3151 (Level up at 3500) Balric/Augusto, Level 1 Magic-user: 826 (Level up at 2250) Sam B/Branka, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 570 (Level up at 2250) Goblin/?? (Sorry I didn't get your name), Level 1 Goblin: 163 (Level up at 2000) Dan/Kaulder, Level 1 Barbarian: 719 (Level up at 2000) Sean/Oswald, Level 2 Specialist: 1531 (Level up at 3000) Dancin/Tarrus, Level 1 Muscle wizard: 315 (Level up at 2250) DEAD: - Sam P/Gunther, level 1 Halfling: 0 xp - Alex/Zed, Level 3 Elf: 6533 (Level up at 12000)

- Ulfric/Alex W., Level 2 Barbarian: 3807 (Level up at 4000)

Session 14: Back to Earth

Session 14: Back to Earth Campaign Date: Unknown Date: September 13th Moon Phase: Unknown. Treat as New Moon for Elves. New Characters: - Siobhan, Former Bondye Reparte Specialist Enemies defeated:

- 3 Chameleon Women (30xp)

- Ambush Beetle (100xp) Total: 130 xp Treasure and equipment: - About 100sp (100xp) - Small gold amulet (20xp)

Total: 120 xp Exploration: - 9 Dungeon rooms explored (180xp) - Wandering monsters rolled (200xp) - Entered the Almery (500xp) - Discovered the Island of Eliator (500xp) Total: 1380 xp

Events:

- Picking up where last session left off, the party takes down the Chameleon Women who ambushed them. The chameleon sorcerer tries to cast sleep on the party, but it ends up hitting her compatriots when she is killed by Baral (50xp)
- Moving into the next room, the party discovers a thin black line stretching across the floor. When stepping across, each party member discovers that it will take the shape of their greatest fear. (50xp) - While crossing the room, they see a few strange men on the other side of the room, in strange robes. These are the Bondye Reparte, coming with offerings for the Loa they worship. (50xp) - After sharing a meal and getting some repairs, the party manages to cross the room, facing their own worst fears, but are immediately ambushed by a strange scarab beetle once Baral and Zed are across. (50xp)

- After a quick fight, the beetle rips Zed in half, and is then finished off by Baral (50xp)

- Upon looting the beetle, the party finds a number of interesting tidbits of books, including details on entering The Gardens of Ynn (50xp)

- Baral devoured the fallen Zed's heart, to gain his heartspell powers. (50xp)

- Soon afterwards, Siobhan walks in, dressed in the uniform of the Bondye Reparte. She quickly joins the party, offering some help (50xp)

- Moving Northeast, the party comes across Chronia Torn's room. (50xp) - Chronia talks with the party for a while, answering some questions and offering her tears in exchange for company and song. (50xp)
- Continuing to the East, they come across a room with a strange Klein bottle-like shape filling it. (50xp)
- They then travel North, smashing through a door to find a strange scared lizard mummy, but are quickly discovered by Torgos Zooth, and asked politely and firmly to leave (50xp)

- Siobhan leads the party to the stairs to Elatior, and they walk them out to the surface of the Island. (50 xp)

Total: 650 xp Misc: - Pundemonium bonus (50xp)

Total: 50 xp

Grand Total: Party Roles and individual exp: Irene - Remembremancer, Quartermaster (200 xp) Alex E. - Caller (100 xp) Alex W. - Mapper (100 xp) Rory - Guard, Tracker, Chaffeur (300xp) Near Death Experience bonus (Alex E. , 100xp) Sick Rhymez bonus (Alex E., 100xp) Famous Last Words bonus (Alex E., 200xp)

Amusing Death bonus (Alex E., 500xp) Death's Witness bonus (Alex W, Irene, Rory, 100xp) Death Toll and injuries: - Rat, still missing an arm

- Zed, Ripped in two by a giant ambush scarab beetle

EXP TOTALS: Siobhan/Alex E., Level 2 Specialist: 1582 (Level up at 3000) LEVEL UP! | + 1d6 HP! | +2 skill points! Irene/Rowan, Level 4 Fighter: 10887 (Level up at 16000) Ulfric/Alex W., Level 2 Barbarian: 3807 (Level up at 4000) Rory/Baral, Level 3 Dwarf: 6727 (Level up at 8800)
Absent/retired: — The Voice, Level 2 Specialist: 1879 (level up at 3000) (somewhere back in Europe) RAT/Kal, Level 4 Ratman: 7513 (Level up at 12000) Sam P/Joshua, Level 2 Cleric: 3151 (Level up at 3500) Logan/Uriel, Level 2 Magic-user: 4182 (Level up at 4500) Balric/Augusto, Level 1 Magic-user: 826 (Level up at 2250) Sam B/Branka, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 570 (Level up at 2250) Goblin/?? (Sorry I didn't get your name), Level 1 Goblin: 163 (Level up at 2000) Dan/Kaulder, Level 1 Barbarian: 719 (Level up at 2000) Sean/Oswald, Level 2 Specialist: 1531 (Level up at 3000) Dancin/Tarrus, Level 1 Muscle wizard: 315 (Level up at 2250) DEAD: - Sam P/Gunther, level 1 Halfling: 0 xp - Alex/Zed, Level 3 Elf: 6533 (Level up at 12000)

Session 13 - A E S T H E T I C

Session 13: A E S T H E T I C Campaign Date: Unknown Date: September 6th Moon Phase: Unknown. Treat as New Moon for Elves. New Characters: - Uriel Edwards, Spurned academic turned practitioner of the Arcane Arts
Enemies defeated:

- Archibald Kohler (Transformed into a swine) - Jeweled Hummingbird (5 xp) - “Noble” Gases x3 (150 xp) Total: 155 xp Treasure and equipment: - The remains of a jeweled hummingbird (500xp) - Three magic swords - A blunted sword - A magic scroll Total: 500 xp Exploration: - 7 Dungeon rooms explored (140xp) - Wandering monsters rolled (100xp) Total: 240 xp

Events: - Following on the heels of the last session, the party comes to on the other side of the painting, slowly taking in their surroundings (50xp) - After a brief struggle, Archibald Kohler seizes control of the group, threatening them at gunpoint to follow his orders (50xp) - The party encounters The Lady Crucem Capilli in the next room. She gives some info about the dungeon, and requests the party bring back an art piece with its owner’s written consent. (50xp) - She mentions the party might be able to chat with Psathyrella Medusae, the overlord of this dungeon, to let them out somewhere. (50xp) - After Capilli lets slip that the woman going by Elizabeth Bathory wasn’t who she said she was, Kohler tries to murder “Bathory” (50xp) - Capilli turns Kohler into a pig, and “The Countess” joins the party (50xp) - The party heads west to a room with rough stone floor, shadows that give way into pit traps. They destroy a tiny gemstone hummingbird that was floating around the room (50xp) - Moving north, the party encounters a man pierced by three swords. When each sword is removed, a noble gaseous spirit appears, attacking the party. (50xp) - Nearby, the party finds three thrones. They discover that putting the swords on the thrones in the right combination unlocks the door to the north (50xp) - Going through that door, they find a chasm stretched across by rope bridges. (50xp) - Still further north across the rope bridges, the party is confronted with an unusual scene; A chess set was being devoured by a massive child-snake thing (50xp)
- The chess pieces start mind controlling the party’s limbs to attack the child-snake, ending up with a cavalcade of wrestle attempts between Rowan, Ulfric, and Uriel. (50xp)
- Uriel tries to pull Rowan north still further after taking a number of hits from her mind-controlled arm. Stumbling into a room full of half-solid black mercury, they are quickly paralyzed by jade eyes floating in the floor. (50xp)

- The party eventually gets their shit together and kills the child-snake, freeing two chess pieces that were inside of it. (50xp) - Just as they were about to celebrate their victory, a barrage of S-shaped throwing knives comes from out of nowhere at the party, and three chameleon women detach themselves from the walls, ready for a fight. (50xp) Total: 750 xp Misc: - Antagonist Annihilator bonus (50xp) - Internecine Strife bonus (50xp) - Long deliberation bonus (50xp) - Mind control to Major Tom bonus (50xp) Total: 200 xp

Grand Total: 1845 Party Roles and individual exp: Irene - Remembremancer (100 xp) Alex E. - Caller (100 xp) Alex W. - Mapper, Cookiemancer (200 xp) Kal - Treasurer, Cookiemancer (200 xp) Logan - Guard (100 xp) Sam P. - Tracker (100 xp) Near Death Experience bonus (Logan, 100xp)

Death Toll and injuries: - Rat, still missing an arm
EXP TOTALS: Irene/Rowan, Level 4 Fighter: 10005 (Level up at 16000) RAT/Kal, Level 4 Ratman: 7513 (Level up at 12000) Ulfric/Alex W., Level 2 Barbarian: 3025 (Level up at 4000) Alex/Zed, Level 3 Elf: 6533 (Level up at 12000) Sam P/Joshua, Level 2 Cleric: 3151 (Level up at 3500) Logan/Uriel, Level 2 Magic-user: 4182 (Level up at 4500) **Absent/retired:** Balric/Augusto, Level 1 Magic-user: 826 (Level up at 2250) Rory/Baral, Level 3 Dwarf: 5745 (Level up at 8800) — The Voice, Level 2 Specialist: 1879 (level up at 3000) (She stayed in the cart or something. No exp cause I forgot) Sam B/Branka, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 570 (Level up at 2250) Goblin/?? (Sorry I didn't get your name), Level 1 Goblin: 163 (Level up at 2000) Dan/Kaulder, Level 1 Barbarian: 719 (Level up at 2000) Sean/Oswald, Level 2 Specialist: 1531 (Level up at 3000) Dancin/Tarrus, Level 1 Muscle wizard: 315 (Level up at 2250)
DEAD: - Sam P/Gunther, level 1 Halfling: 0 xp